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Swiping through all of that is way too much work, and it shouldn't have to be like that. Claiming to the be the app that "introduces you to every lesbian you've ever wanted to meet," HER is the award-winning mix of dating and social media that lets you meet girls you know are girls, as it requires a Facebook for signup and is solely for lesbian, bisexual, and queer women.

It was also created by queer women, for queer women, which is glorious. It's nice to have genuine options that aren't just straight girls on Tinder looking to make friends or find a threesome partner. A hookup app for lesbians that's not completely sexualized by straight men? Is this real life? However, HER is so much more than a hookup app, and doesn't even put on the pressure to find a romantic partner.

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Best combo of fun and seriousness. OkCupid Free version: Yes One month of A-List: Psst, people who are over Tinder but not yet ready to join the ranks of marriage-crazed eHarmony: OkCupid is your new best friend.

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Here's the thing about OkCupid: Their advertising is outstanding. They deserve endless applause just for that, but I realize many people on dating apps care about more than the aesthetics. Though OkCupid's advertisements may have "DTF" plastered all over them, the site's intentions and matchmaking process are no joke. The site takes compatibility factors into account that other sites haven't even thought of.

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